Below, we see a group of polar bears who have joined the Canadian navy, as part of the Harper's government's desire to better patrol the northern passage:
This polar bear shows how industrious and adaptability they can be. No chance of this fella drowning in the open ocean, searching for seals:
These two polar bears commandear a vehicle and begin the trek to Fort McMurray in search of work. If you can't beat em, join em:
Our concerns for the polar bear are misplaced. It's nature's way.