Except yogurt doesn't KILL everything that comes near it:
Investigation underway after ducks land on Syncrude tailings pond
The province is investigating after a number of ducks reportedly landed on a Syncrude tailings pond north of Fort McMurray.
Syncrude Canada reported that the ducks landed on their Mildred Lake Settling Basin Monday evening. It's the company's largest pond, holding 220 million cubic metres of tailings liquid.
The exact number and status of the birds has not been released, but some are described as being "heavily oiled."
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