Let's help out the Conservatives with a few new talking points. Here's a couple of mine:
We had to prorogue Parliament, because Wiebo Ludwig was recently spotted in a hardware store, near the Glebe.
Rick Mercer was short of material, and we want Canadians to laugh. A happy Canada brings a happy economy.
Mike Duffy refused to submit to a body scanner, won't return to Ottawa.
The Liberals "Death To Israel" private member bill was set to pass.
Work on our environmental platform continues, as it always has, on Capitol Hill. Canadians get CSPAN.